“Did we just kill Strahd ON ACCIDENT?!”

“That is objectively the best way to kill Strahd.”

Commission for @aplacesodark 💚

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never thought about how much the teletubbies’ home looks like hobbiton:

i mean, right?!?!?

are teletubbies hobbits? should there be a teletubby halfling subrace? and who in their right mind would play one?

discuss.

On one hand, as a DM, I want to make my mysteries at least coherent enough for my players to follow and reasonably solve on their own.

On the other hand, “This family has a curse that turns them into trees when they turn 35 and the living members of the family are obsessed with turning their relatives into additions for their sprawling log mansion” is a fun idea and I refuse to give it up as a plot hook.

Me every time I am in the process of creating a new D&D character

I toggle back and forth

Paladin: You’ll pay for this!

Warlock: Put it on my tab.

Milkbath

“Yes, we have the edge lord related to the cinnamon roll”

Have my freshly repurposed oc a mercury genasi monk Umi//

Paladin: Yield or die.

Fighter: Just, take it down to like… a seven.

Paladin: Yield or else.

Day 3 of Smaugust!

"Sun!"

“Oh fuck no Helicopter Man stole my fucking horse?!”

Context: helicopter man is our name for a reoccurring mini boss that kicks our ass every time and almost tpk’d us on two separate occasions. The Paladin just realized that the man clad in full black armor they had been chasing for a few days was helicopter man

Dice Envy

Midnight Sigil

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Fearne Calloway fanart

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