#this ask has doomed me now my brains gonna mold while im supposed to be happy for my sis gettin married ☠️

[todayisafridaynight]

masumi and jo are like fathers to me .....((

Legally can only ever refer to masumi as papa arakawa because he really is just Father to me i love him like he were my own dad. after committing crimes all day he goes home and bakes cookies none of which masato will eat out of spite but ichi’s always happy to eat them :) masumi tells ichi not to smile with his teeth because masumi smiled once and no one could take him seriously anymore because of his beaming smile. Hes so scarynin the dad and everyones afraid of him and thats what he wants but he also wants his son to answer his phonecalls so he knows what flavor of cake he should pick up from the bakery :(

meanwhile jo that awkward as hell parent your friends are scared of but unlike it being an unfortunate case of Resting Bitch Face they usually have really good reasons like the time he stabbed jimmy’s hand for breathing near an expensive vase but when he does Parent Things then its the harshest 180 of your life. he’s wearing a frilly apron and trying to fry chicken but he keeps burning it but he looks so focused and hes really trying guys give him a break or he’s breaking our bones

#snap chats #sorry need to be cursed a second every time i think of jo i think of that vid where like #some geezer’s yelling at some kids and one of them holds up his hand like ‘daddy chill :(‘ and that just makes me man angrier LMAO #anyways me playing Y7 #I didnt think id type up so much in response to this- maybe im just bored of the wedding already #but i do love papas masumi and jo.... i love thinkin bout them bein dads..... #love it when rgg makes dads that love their kids it means i get to project so much sappy shit onto them #arakawa moreso than jo but ill find a way. ive seen mr tsutsumi play an adorable father enough to know its possible #hm.... i love them..... #this ask has doomed me now my brains gonna mold while im supposed to be happy for my sis gettin married ☠️