#this is a huntlowphobic blog btw if huntlow shippers wanna be oppressed so bad ill do it

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

The huntlow ship is blander than flour and has less chemistry than tap water from a white suburban neighborhood. But because it involves an angsty white boy, 70% of fans, who needed to have the words "representation" and "subtext" taken away until they knew how to use them properly, immediately started foaming at the mouth to beam their self insert into the brain of willow park to be hunters tradwife, neoliberal edition.

#not including main tags bc this is just me grumping #shut up pandora #<=i dont care if you copy most of my tags but if you copy that one im blocking you and i hope you get swarmed by bees #this is a huntlowphobic blog btw if huntlow shippers wanna be oppressed so bad ill do it #if you follow me and like huntlow good on you but im blocking the tag and anything to do with the tag #and if you try to say huntlow things at me unless youre one of very few mutuals i will assume you have bad taste and ignore it #basically i saw a poll today for a 'best tumblr couple' contest and huntlow was winning over fucking DESTIEL #destiel? the homophobic gay love confession? the 15 years of buildup? the breaking news template that weve been using for 2 years now? #i dont even know about supernatural and i know destiel it came free with being a tumblr user #and its being outvoted by a ship where they...stand next to each other? #and...had two conversations over the course of 10 episodes? #and...have random blushes where it doesnt fit? #sorry guys! your ship is bad and so is your taste! #there are a select few hardcore shippers ive come across who actually get their personalities right #but for most of you? this aint it chief