#this is why idgaf about ascertaining who is the better parent between the two. it's a useless endeavor

[roobylavender]

bruce and oliver in opposition to each other as parents are genuinely so hysterical oliver's like yeah if you go out there and prove you can deal with real people problems and be a man and hold your own in this bitch of a world i'm gonna be so proud of you as my kid meanwhile bruce is like ohhhh my god i'm sending them out there to DIE i'm a terrible father i'm a worthless waste of space why can't i tell them to retire and they retire why do they have to love doing this vigilante nonsense the way i do my children are sick and i can't SAVE them

#to be deleted #this is why idgaf about ascertaining who is the better parent between the two. it's a useless endeavor #they're two kinds of crazy with the (mis)fortune of having an itch for adopting children