#this mental image ofc involves raphael wtih reading glasses bc you know his eyes are tired after 10 hours of reading contracts

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OK I do enjoy the comedy of Haarlep saying Raphael isn't good in bed. Taken at face value, it's fun to have such a suave, sexually-charged character actually be awful at sex.

But like, here's how I imagine it: Raphael always, night after night, taking a bunch of work into the bedroom because he has stacks of contracts to go over and loads of schemes to plot. Everything has to be in perfect order so he's well-organized and prepared to always have the upper hand, and he's gotta get up early and wreak havoc in some mortal's life after doing overtime again.

He's a workaholic who can't switch off. Haarlep will be trying to bone down and have fun and Raphael is like, "You can be in here but please if you could just sit still, I'm really trying to proofread this because a single error could cost me the whole deal."

That's the headcanon for me.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #raphael bg3 #raphael the cambion #this mental image ofc involves raphael wtih reading glasses bc you know his eyes are tired after 10 hours of reading contracts #haarlep is zero help naturally #devils love to be organized and i can empathize with that #Just Raphael Thoughts™️