#this technically makes it the safest place to be a royal but also the unsafest (because rigel is there)

[thegreatyin]

i think rigel legally counts as a serial killer and everyone in apf lowkey knows this but 1) he's single-handedly acted as a bodyguard for pretty much every single important person in arboret including himself for 1.6k years and therefore can get the self-defense argument in 9/10 cases. and 2) he's impossible to arrest because he can bend the bars in half and make them into paper cranes without breaking a sweat. also 3) he has the little guy charisma of a bluebird

#yin-thoughts #apf #the canonical reason why all the arboret monarchs dont have guards following them everywhere like altair and canis? #yeah. that's just rigel. he just does that. if you pulled a knife on betel he'd manifest from 20 miles away to kill you #this technically makes it the safest place to be a royal but also the unsafest (because rigel is there)