#this wasnt tiger woods exclusive. my mom REALLY hated celebs who were unloyal but she wouldn't tell me about it so i thought a lot of

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when i was younger i was so toxic aka i didnt think cheating as a celebrity was That Bad like i really could not wrap my 7yo mind around caring. so when i heard my family suddenly shun tiger woods and everything related to him (my great grandfather was a professional golfer and really pushed that into his family) they wouldnt tell me why and all i heard was something to do with his wife from the copious amounts of family guy my parents put on. so instead of scarring my young ears to extramarital affairs, i naturally went to the conclusion he mustve murdered her which struck me as odd because he seemed so mild mannered and even odder because he wasnt in prison but i drew the answer that well, hes a celebrity they dont go to prison for murdering people, taken from other cases i knew of such as matthew broderick. and i legit thought this until like. 15 when i was watching something and they referenced it and i was like ...... that makes more sense. sorry tiger woods also i just googled you and wow you are young sorry buddy. see youre still unmarried we can fix that baby

#emergency broadcast system #this wasnt tiger woods exclusive. my mom REALLY hated celebs who were unloyal but she wouldn't tell me about it so i thought a lot of #celebs had murdered people based on the way she would talk about them. like the guy from coldplay i assumed he had gone a killing spree #the way she discussed that man #dont get me started on when daft punk quote unquote snubbed jimmy kimmel or whatever