#three of my fav games? yeah ill reblog that

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ahh for my dearest zhenya @fapfapfashion lover! heres that bfu post i said id make for you like monnnnnths ago i PROMISE i never forgot! just :(:( life. but anyway this was FUN i love youuuu! disclaimer: im not rly in the fandom this is all stuff i see through like just some friends reblogging stuff every now and again and whenever i go to the tag to find stuff sometimes but ANWAY I HOPE its semi coherent <3<3<3 love YOU.

OKAY I FEEL LIKE i said YEH ILL MAKE YOU A MASTERPOST FUCK YEAH but now im like hmmm making a buzzfeed unsolved masterpost is.......not that much cos its like? all there on their youtube channels like its not like music or stuff where theres yknow albums! singles! unreleased songs! special live performances! music videos! documentaries! band info! like its all over on buzzfeed multiplayer youtube and buzzfeed unsolved network youtube but whatever i can ramble about dumb shit and link some stuff so ayeee.

heres the links to the actual videos:

SUPERNATURAL

+ season one // two // three // four // five

+ supernatural: postmortem

TRUE CRIME

season one // two // three // four

+ true crime: postmortem

all eps in order (including postmortem)

personal favs

a vid that bab @chantillystars linked me and i watch it every time im feelin not fresh so i can smile

someone elses better done video round up master post! op ur incredible

now under the cut cos i realy did ramble :(

okay so THE HOSTS!

RYAN BERGARA (insta//twitter)

the fucking creator and inventer of bfu its his baby and im so proud of him and how far its come <3

when the season finale of the latest supernatural premiered it trended at number 1 over the fucking new lion king trailer and he got emo on twitter and insta about it and i cried a lil bit

fucking loves sports basketball or whatever themeparks popcorn and paddington bear

not scared enough of ghosts to not sleep in a haunted house but is scared enough that he absolutely will scream the whole entire time that he is in said haunted house

first ghost encounter was on the queen mary when he was a teenager. the ghost knocked his toothpaste of the shelf and he freaked. and now he has shat his pants at every bump in the night since. icon!

works his ass for to produce mass amounts of content for us like its fucking insane? all up there are like 9 seasons of bfu plus post-mortems and its only been going since 2014?? plus everything else hes got happening??

rly sweet and funny but like in a frat boi kinda way but like. a frat boi you could trust?

SHANE MADEJ (insta//twitter)

wasnt actually the original cohost!

(BRENT was the orignal host but had to beg out a couple episodes in cos he was juggling too many commitments so which fair!)

ryan and shane were desk partners and longtime buzzfeed pals that ? if i remember correctly? interned together back when they first started?

ryan turned to shane one day and was like ‘yo, wanna cohost this show with me?’ and shane was like 'sure.’ and honestly trying to picture it now without shane?? okay ryan and shane just bounce off each other so well theyre like a dream team. god bless them being desk buddies and work pals.

shanes a freak

does not believe in ghosts spirits orbs and all things that go bump in the night like he seems to genuinely want to but like. science and his big ass brain wont let him.

very smart! can rly work a patterned floral shirt! or plaid! kinda gives a dad vibe in glasses but then he talks and its like okay please never supervise a child!

v into history! so much so that he has his own lil show on buzzfeed aka:

RUINING HISTORY

stars him along with ryan and sara (his beautiful and smart and talented gf who also works at buzzfeed <3) with some other ever changing cohosts

hes also responsible for The Hot Dog Saga aka THE HOTDAGA and i know there are people that adore it but! in their own words! id rather walk into the sea.

ryan, too, hates the hotdaga and i feel like this was? about the hotdaga after shane sung something fuck if i remmebr

RYAN + SHANE

these gifs are from the ?second ep? i saw of them honestly it rly sums up the ryan/shane dynamic i guess

but like. the way ryan looks and laughs whenever shane says something mildly funny? hearteyes mutherfucker

above when i said shanes a freak? yeah.

ryan letting shane live as long as he has? true friendship

whenever theyre at the lil desk in their lil basement talking cases shane just talks shit and ryan just lets him and i fucking love them

the LAST FRAME

oh one time they lucked out with a hotel that had a jacuzzi tub <3

yknow what? this was actually kinda sweet. like yeh bitch

shane madej: nations greatest tragedy.

i can hear this in my head just looking at these gifs and it makes me laugh everytime and thats BAD cos a child fucking died

shanes a freak pt.2

OH SHIT one time in postmortem they joked that brent was coming back and shane was leaving and fuck? they had to actually address that it was a joke fUCK

its not all shittalking and screaming there really is some fond and happy shit too

bfu most recognisable and iconic line.

shanes hottest pick up lines when hes on site

the comments on the video for this ep about this part are fucking hilarious please read when you watch that ep

okay its common knowledge that shanes a demon which ill tlak about in a sec but THIS SCENE RIGHT HERE? ryans the fucking demon. like the way hes just standing there, hands clasped behind his back, giving shane (whos acting like a CHILD) that Look? demon bout to kill the dumbass chillin at a haunted house on halloween. come to collet a soul or 10. magical!

OKAY SO SHANE TALKS SOME BIG GAME IN THE EPS but HIS love for ryan will always melt my heart like HE LOVES and cares about ryan so much and supports buzzfeed unsolved so much and whenever things get dumb on social media shanes ready to call it out and make a post or just like. praise ryan (like he rightfully deserves) and yeah im emo about it anyway hes shane being cute part one and heres shane REALLY FUCKING going all out (!!!!!!!!!!.meme)i LOVE him also being cute part two

‘id walk into the sea.’

shanes a freak pt.3

ryan: “Are ghosts real?” shane: *this dumb face*

NERDS

i laughed for like 10 minutes the first time i watched this part thankyou shane

THEM LAUGHING TILL THEY CRIED ABOUT SOMEONE THAT DIED PLAYING THE PIANO

a real insight to shanes mind

ryan really puts up with this

shane got a bowlcut once just for funsies like okay youre no joba but good job i guess

TROPES/ICONIC MEMES/WAHTEVER:

shanes a demon

+ free real estate.meme

+ the office.meme

+ he aint right

+ JALDSHFK FUCK

+ ryan acknowledging that shane is a demon thankyou

+ like the good thing about having a guest fill in on the few times shanes been away has been ryan always being like okay so the demons not here so lets just acknowledge That

goatsman bridge

+ the video that started all this aka the one you reblogged hehhehe

+ what a fucking JOKE

+ an absolute JOKE

+ bridge owner fuck OFF

+ ksdjhfgjhsdkj.meme

sallie house

+ shane was insufferable this episode i fell in love for real how did ryan LIVE

+ like imagine trying to feel your heart beating while fucking shanes over there doing That

+ rock n roll buckaroo

+ swell has become apart of my daily vocal i hate

bobby mack

+ ‘hey there demons. its me, ya boi.’

+ ‘and frankly i dont believe in you, so i feel like im writing a letter to santa claus right now.’

+ tweet.meme

+ overall a great ep

+ can shane calm the fuck down okay i need ryan to make it out of this SAFELY and ALIVE

father thomas

+ ryans FACE also shane being that annoying sibling to ur parents

+ father thomas really went into this thinking he could help these boys to be fair shane was taking notes. ryan was just? dying inside

+ freak

+ imagine being like a 70 yr old priest hearing some dudes walking into ur congregation and overhearing ‘jesus said chill.’

bigfoot

+ ryan does not rly believe in bigfoot but shane does so like you win some you lose some

+ in the least shippy way possible this epsiode is ultimate soft gays going on a hike

+ like its just such a sweet domestic ep

+ <3

+ just happy babbey

#probably missing a lot and theres a lot of sources missing cos....... i dont have a bfu blog so none of my shits correctly tagged #like nivks is ORGANISED cos its dedicated but...... i only have one bfy tag oops #but HOPE U LIKE IT AND ITS LIKE a little bit informative #buzzfeed unsolved #bfu

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ALL THE ICE CREAM ASKS PLEASE (or just the ones you want to do)

chocolate: when was your first kiss?

hasnt happened yet... still... ill let u know when it does tho... 

french vanilla: how old are you?

17... 

cotton candy: three places you want to travel to?

outer space. antarctica, and ireland 

strawberry: a language you wish you could speak?

probs spanish or estonian 

coffee: favorite cosmetic brands?

elf? and anything from Lush

mint chocolate chip: indoors or outdoors?

outdoors?

cookie dough: do you play any instruments?

im learning 3 rn 

rocky road: favorite songs at the moment?

emily by MIKA and reunion by AJR

butter pecan: favorite songs for life?

yellow by coldplay and that hallelujah song from shrek (dont judge me!)

cheesecake: what's your zodiac sign?

cancer

toasted coconut: the beach or the pool?

beach

chocolate chip: what's your most popular post?  

“thepessimisticassholeepicmurdockI really hate it when parents of autistic kids use phrases like “I know they’re in there.” Bitch they’re right in front of you! You haven’t lost them! They’re not locked away like a final boss in a video game!! This is your child As Is! Love them for who they are not what you wish they would be! Fuck!epicmurdockI didn’t expect this to get notes but it’s absolutely ok to reblog and I’m glad it has been”

bubblegum: books or movies?

well depends on wether the movie is based off the book... if it is then probs the book. but if its not then i dunno... 

pistachio: manga or anime?

probs anime

salted caramel: favorite movies?

well i recently watched beauty and the beast and thats definitely up there. marley adn me. guardians of the galaxy. mike and dave need wedding dates and pitch perfect 

birthday cake: favorite books?

the entire raven boys series... carry on.... im really liking aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe so far but i havent finished it yet. 

moose tracks: favorites for manga?

i havent really read any?

orange sherbet: favorites for anime?

yuri on ice.... and full metal alchemist

peanut butter: favorite academic subject?

none of them.... but if i have to choose... probably irish? 

black raspberry: do you have any pets?

yes! a newfoundland, a black and tan coonhound, 2 domestic shorthair cats that are kinda sick... a kitten that we think is probs a domestic shorthair. and a manx-something woth tufted ears cross. 

mango: when and why did you start your blog?

this blog was in january i think... because i missed this toxic hellsite.

mocha: ideal weather conditions?

sunny and warm but not hot witha  cool breeze blowing. or really windy and stormy. depending on wether i have to go places that day. 

black cherry: four words that describe you?

awkward. annoying. spacey. and i should have at least one good one? ummmloyal?

neapolitan: things that stress you out?

life. capitalism. school. my family. reality in general. 

toffee: a card game that you're good at?

3 cards. 

lemon custard: do you eat breakfast?

sometimes

dark chocolate: turn ons?

people im attracted to making physical contact with me. guys with really deep voices. girsl that like flirt. like highkey obviously flirting with u flirt. 

fudge: turn offs?

assholes. 

peach: how do you relax?

i dont. 

praline: a popular book you haven't read yet?

ive never read that city of bones series?

superman: do you like sweaters?

yesssssss

cherry: do you drink tea or coffee?

both

dulce de leche: an instrument you wish you could play?

all of them especially piano tho

blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

maybe once?

ginger: a new feature you wish tumblr could have?

i and only i could see who has visited my blog and when. 

blueberry lemon: favorite blogs?

 well theres u. i like @thatsthat24 @slimetony @oliversquietramblings @theofficialolive

almond: favorite mean girls quote?

boo you whore. jk probs too gay to function. 

butterscotch: what color are your nails right now?

plain with bits of red that i couldnt get off... 

cinnamon: have you ever been confessed to?

i dont know...?

blue moon: have you ever had a crush on someone?

oh yeah. so many. 

cappuccino crunch: do you take naps?

only when im really sick and/or really tired

mint: the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

i overreacted to a thing that didnt matter that much in the long run because of my temporary feelings. 

brownie batter: do you like sushi?

not most of it but some of it

key lime: where do you want to be right now?

in the aaaarrrmmmmssss of an angel. honestly tho. just chilling on a hilltop in a giant grouphug with all my fav people would be great. not really a specific place in the world just somewhere we wont freeze where we can see the stars. 

red velvet: do you wear prescription glasses?

nope

green tea: favorite flavors of ice cream?

i like rocky road. and coffee, 

thank you heather!!!!