#using emojis invites the devil into your home but i'm not judging anyone for making that decision

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good night & sweet dreams to people who haven’t gotten that tattoo yet, people wearing sweaters even if it’s still too warm, people w/ crooked noses, teenagers who don’t know yet how much better things will be, people who prefer not to use emojis bc the eyes look like they’re watching u from any angle, anyone who uses mouthwash bc brushing every night is hard, people who are kind when society tells them kindness is unnecessary, people who use subtitles, anyone who did that one specific ritual i TOLD you not to do i TOLD you the invocation would have dire consequences and now LOOK at the state of the world, what have you done sweet jesus what have you done, people who foster pets, and that one lady i made out with during a 2018 halloween party who told me i had “tiny eyes but they see too many things” and then kissed my nose before wandering off to find a bathroom. i hope you all get a good night’s sleep, please know i am watching 

#i am watching over you please know that is a threat #using emojis invites the devil into your home but i'm not judging anyone for making that decision #please not there is nothing heterosexual about this post #i am not a heterosexual man kissing a heterosexual women on halloween that would be tacky #i haven't used this meme format yet it was Time #tag yourself i'm all of them