#we're all just passing around the communal braincell

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every single person writing kp post-canon fic: ok so i have to vaguely describe porsche's new job but i can't get too specific otherwise THEY'LL KNOW I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE MAFIA. hmmmm okay. *starts typing* porsche attends lots of meetings where people talk a lot and he's very tired and *type type type* he does lots of paperwork and his position is very unstable and his enemies are trying to *thinks* STEAL TERRITORY from him. yeah. that sounds p good. no one will question this

#this is a self roast but i'm taking yall down with me #other choice alternatives are: #he's struggling to find trustworthy men #his casinos are embezzling money from him #a drug transport under his purview has gone missing #am i missing anything #oh yeah all of these apply to vegas too #we're all just passing around the communal braincell #kinnporsche #porsche kittisawasd