#when in reality every interaction is rhulk saying

[taxus-fraud]

i love seeing those posts where people are talking excitedly about how their blorbos would hang out and joke around and have a fun relationship dynamic and every single one of their headcanons is almost entirely divorced from how the characters actually are. like, i’m glad you’re having fun with these guys, but i am also confident you are not consuming the same piece of media that i am.

#this is actually specifically about posts saying the disciples of the witness are like a family #people who say rhulk is like a big brother to savathun #when in reality every interaction is rhulk saying #god i hate babysitting this little prick. she is the most insufferable thing i have met #as soon as i figure out what bullcrap she's up to i am upending her entire stupid throne world and dumping her into a black hole #and savathun is going #every day i wake up and look at that idiot rhulk being a total loser in his dumb pyramid #he is literally the most cringe being in the universe and i am going to dedicate so many schemes to pissing him off #to be fair i can see how someone might read that as a classic 'we fight all the time but deep down we love each other' sibling dynamic #but it seems a lot more like they really just straight up despise each other #rhulk #savathun