#whereas the blast desc straight up calls him a hapless drunkard (on the kickstarter at least) and talks about getting his booze back

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Ok here's your actual Anton post.

^ this particular "world beat" screen from the first game is sooooo funny to me. Also the "cola" from the intro cutscene but to a much lesser extent. It's Very explicitly a casino that he's hanging out in, so the idea of him sitting at the casino bar ordering ice cream floats just Gets Me. And both "it's clearly implied to be alcohol, they just made it not for whatever reason" and "ok but what if he Was just sitting in a casino bar ordering ice cream floats (and still acting kinda drunk about it)" are really amusing. Silly guy ♡♡♡♡

#roz posts #♡: 🔨🎰🥃 #the game desc also dodges it by calling him the city's resident ''overconsumer of fizzy libation'' #whereas the blast desc straight up calls him a hapless drunkard (on the kickstarter at least) and talks about getting his booze back #funniest option actually. alcoholic float. #I've done that many times and it rules 👍👍👍👍👍 #never with chocolate ice cream though but I'm sure it'd be good if you had the right liquor #any chocolate or coffee liqueur would be delicious. maybe even something minty or orangey. or just like. straight bourbon. can't go wrong.