#which is also fair because i was hella unpopular and invented that game to stop people bullying me

[cemeterything]

every so often i remember that the game i invented in my country's equivalent of middle school has stuck around and been banned multiple times since i graduated. which is fair, because the game was called 'electric fence' and involved dragging people across the ground by their feet and holding their leg against a log or one of the fences around the school borders (whichever was more convenient) for 3-5 seconds until they were 'shocked to death', after which they would reanimate and join you in dragging other people to the '''electric''' fence (the objective was to kill everyone, which got easier the more reanimated corpses you recruited to your team. nobody ever got too badly hurt apart from scrapes and muddy pants and shirts as far as i know, and it was a consensual game so nobody who didn't want to play was forced to, but unsurprisingly parents and teachers hated the whole concept). it just makes me happy to know that my legacy there is being the same inconvenient and creepy little freak i always was even after i left.

#🐉 #every time i go back to my hometown if i pass by the school and get the chance i ask the kids if they still play that game #and if they do i tell them i invented it. and they dont believe me lol. #which is also fair because i was hella unpopular and invented that game to stop people bullying me