#which is why my new littlest thingy is named eastwood

[rillette]

What do you think happened to Charlie during Emerald Twilight? Did he know what was going on or did his ring just suddenly not work while he's on some strange planet and now no way to get off, for like. Years.

oh theres actually an issue of quarterly (#3) that tells us what happened when the battery was destroyed the first time!! he was on a planet (Hwagaagaa) trying to stop an invading military force from taking over and he ignored the call to assemble bc he was busy, and then his ring cut out and he was stranded in the middle of a warzone with literally nothing, so he ran for his life and hid until some farmers found him and then bc gerard jones is gerard jones, charlie somehow teaches the farmers to become a fearsome military through the power of acting even though charlie is, lovingly, a bitch and a pussy. anyways these panels are interesting to me bc if you squint and ignore the author you can pretend that the subtext here is that charlie became an actor because he's running from himself and he wants to be someone better than he actually is but he chooses the escapism route instead of self-improvement which adds a layer to his alcoholism and dead brother guilt backstory

and this is where his bandanna comes from! its more of a cape but im ignoring that godbless

anyways they eventually repel the invaders through a war of attrition (the invaders go this sucks idc anymore and leave), and charlie roams around the planet teaching people about the wonders of Shakespeare. and then somehow he joins the darkstars so i guess he either got off planet somehow or john swung by and rescued him. and then he dies 👍

#charlie vicker #asks <3 #ty for the ask!! #sorry for being insane about the world's lamest green lantern he is so chew toy to me #society if gerard jones was a good writer. or a good person at all really. someone kill that bitch #anyways charlie is so not shakespeare to meeee i know in my soul they only used shakespeare for dramatic effect #charlie is a tv actor and ik those things aren't mutually exclusive but he's giving guy who watches too many spaghetti westerns to me. #<- ramblings of an insane man. #loof suggested a one-sided hatred towards clint eastwood bc actors and ive internalized this as charlie really wanting to play the lead #in a cowboy movie but all the roles he wanted got snatched up and now he really hates clint eastwood #which is why my new littlest thingy is named eastwood #idk i think him and hal could bond over cowboy movies #sorry for the 1 billion paragraphs im insane