#who unironically quotes baseball players about how getting close isn't acceptable you need to succeed or whatever

[rotisseries]

hi guys I have to submit a yearbook quote tomorrow (tomorrow as in today because it is past midnight for me but whatever) and I am completely blanking on what to submit so here's a poll you guys pick

#posting this and then going to sleep #pros and cons of each one: #1. pros: funny objectively. never gonna get tired of references to the deaths of ancient grecians. my dad suggested it. cons: common joke #2. pros: my dad said it. and I like it. I hear this all the time which makes it better than picking some generic quote. #cons: I looked this up it was said by some baseball player. people will take it seriously and I'm not the kind of person #who unironically quotes baseball players about how getting close isn't acceptable you need to succeed or whatever #3. pros: funny cause the citation will say pitbull. mr worldwide himself. cons: unironically an Inspirational Quote™️ #may get rejected for references to “getting wasted” also #4. pros: what if the joker could beatbox. suggestion made my brother laugh hysterically. cons: somewhat obscure. nigh incomprehensible #5. pros: potentially this means strangers lyrics in the 2k23 yearbook. cons: potentially this means strangers lyrics in the 2k23 yearbook #alright thank you guys so much for your help also again feel free to suggest better options okay goodnight!!