#why does he sound like how those booktok wattpad brained teens imagine their immensely sexually frustrated fictional love interests speakin

[hexjulia]

"I am going to put a stop to your fornication with the sea. She belongs to me."

-- Spartan general Callicratidas to general Conon of Athens for various reasons but none that justify this phrasing.

#xenophon hellenica is an experience #why does he sound like how those booktok wattpad brained teens imagine their immensely sexually frustrated fictional love interests speakin #stop being weird about the sea Callicratidas! you can't fuck the sea!