#wild stuff happens when working wedding caterings with a technically retired wedding planner who actually doesnt plan on retiring ever

[fishtank32]

Being the vaguely unemployed friend who still ~technically~ has a job is so funny. I'm always working when my friends least expect it, and I'm always doing the most hyper specific, weird things.

#josh speaks #i dont work 364 days of the year.. but the one day you wanna come over or hang out? sorry man i gotta work today #yeah yk how it is. rich ppl and their weird fucking weddings. yep. #like. idk when my next job is untill a few days before. im lucky if i know the time it starts or the location. #honestly im just expected to teleport there. whenever she needs me. im there. #idk how long im working either. this could be a two hour set up and gtfo or. i could be working for over 14hrs. you never know! #wild stuff happens when working wedding caterings with a technically retired wedding planner who actually doesnt plan on retiring ever #ome time. im carrying a player of shrimp to give to patrons. old dude asks for shrimp. i say sure. go ahead. #he takes a bite out of the shrimp and puts the tail back in the platter. i genuinely consider homicide for the first time in a long while /j #i chit chat with old ladies for a few hours while helping them decorate and cook. #i walk away with about 150 bucks and really intimate knowledge of their daughters love life. #i always have some weird story to tell for every event i work. #for example. i taught a girl from france how to drive a (sort of) stolen golf cart last weekend. #she almost hit a cop car and ran thru a stop sign. i wish i could make this shit up