#worst thing about it is it’s a little speedy a bit aggressive and can/will bite

[shaykai]

Gonna slap the people who named bugs

#found a bug in my room- thought it was a sandbaby- turns out I don’t remember what a sandbaby looks like #so I do a bit of research and the first thing that I see that looks right is wind scorpion #now I need everyone here to understand that I love bugs deeply they are neat they are cool they are friends #but I have a deep fear of scorpions #zbznnsnsbsns they are extremely cool just not when they’re by me #so my first thought is shit I have to abandon my room and everything in it now it all belongs to the scorpion #but it’s late and I’m already in bed and I’m doing more research cause d u h #and turns out it’s not really a scorpion at all???? I mean like. same family tree #but it’s not your traditional scorpion- it doesn’t have a stinger and it’s non venomous #worst thing about it is it’s a little speedy a bit aggressive and can/will bite #but the REAL worst thing is it likes to cozy up in blankets and clothes #and it’s in my bedroom where I so happen to keep my blankets and clothes dhdhdhhdjdd #anywho I’ll try to catch it and put it outside tomorrow after work if I can find it again #whole point of this is for just a second I was like oh fuck a scorpion and was not okay about that djdjdjdjd #tw bugs #it’s also called a sun spider #cause why have one name when you can have two??? #dhdhdjjsjsjs anyways uh everything is fine and I’m going to bed #I will see to cleaning my room and maybe capturing our little friend tomorrow