#yea this reminds me of Hannibal ok

[imtheswanqueen2010]

i caught 4 fish yesterday and they were all for will graham

#i took a photo with one of them #i look like a happy child man #and i'm as tall as a child so it's appropriate #but goooooooooooood spending time in nature surrounded by trees and sunlight and water feels like It #that's the life i should be leading on every day #so i came back and now i'm a new woman #and things feel good all around. i'm fine. i don't feel completely Right but we'll see #it really hits you when you have to deal with the consequences of your actions huh... #AND I'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH MORE YKNOW WHY? BC I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING but that's alright and that's my business #which reminds me that yea wouldn't it be fun if i could only live without having to deal with people's opinion on my life wearing me out??? #ok it's over but let me tie will here somewhere #@ you: hmu let's watch hannibal together it'll be fun #talent.txt

[yakumtsaki]

I’ve been focusing too much on Malcolm’s pathetic life for the past few posts so let’s check in on Petville, where the party never stops.

Valeria beats up Francis!

Hannibal beats up Sisi!

Electra beats up Lorenzo despite the fact they’re friends, presumably to remind him not to get too comfortable! But more importantly I’ve completed the dog/cat friendship achievement, so yay for me.

Ah, Valeria is a true star who always knows how to position herself for the most aesthetically pleasing results⭐Also goddammit, we just bought this bathtub. 

But it’s ok because Mauregatus gets promoted on his first day back to work! Man I don’t want to jinx it but it feels like things are finally looking up! Our lot is mostly clean, our pets are mostly trained, and Malcolm is doing a whole lot better, right Malcolm?

-Of course, I’ve never been happier -____-

Ok so you almost froze to death bathing the dogs, walk it off and focus on the positive, we have more than 3000 bux now!

-Oh wow yay what a huge sum, make sure to invest it gradually as to not trigger an IRS investigation. 

You know what, I’m getting really tired of your buzzkill attitude, just fuck off to bed and let us enjoy our life, Bluehands. 

-The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. I just came up with that after my promotion.

Pretty sure Maya Angelou did.

-No, it was me, Mauregatus Landgraab. 

Hannibal remains the biggest attention whore on the planet, he’s literally blocking Malcolm from greeting this townie because he wants to play catch. Will you move out of the way, we need someone to clean the cat litter.

-Me, Malcolm, over here! Pay attention to ME!!

Marvin is the stupidest creature I’ve ever played, his chew need is PERMA in the red despite the fact we have literally 20 chew bones. 

-Ok here we go Marvin, you’re all clean, now go chew something before you’re in no mood to work and you get fired again!

Yea and before Malcolm is in too shitty a mood to look through the newspaper and get you re-hired, I truly can’t go through that again.

-Here comes the train, choo choo!

It’s the other kind of chew, Marvin, istg this dog.

-Ok I’m off to work!! I’ll do well!!!

I highly doubt it but whatever, just don’t get fired, we have enough of that going around-

-case in point. This Jamma Hamma chance card has gotten a pet fired 4 TIMES at this point, fucking hell.  

You literally saw him yesterday Christy, fuck off, we have serious problems here, and I mean it, we’re now entering the career breakdown phase. 

The first sign of doom appears when FLORENCE OF ALL PEOPLE TURNS US DOWN FOR A DATE. ‘No, I don’t think so’ fucking killed me, the subtext here is something else. ‘No, I don’t think so, you’re broke as fuck now’. Rip Malcolm. After that incredible encounter, the following happens in the span of 12 hours:

Amazing job, everyone!

The flops return in the same carpool and immediately get into a fight.

-I’VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR FAT ASS KNOCKING OVER THE GARBAGE CAN, DOG

-I’M NOT FAT, YOU SALEM REJECT, THIS IS ALL MUSCLE

..is it though?

-SHUT UP HUMAN TRASH, I’LL KICK YOUR ASS TOO AFTER I’M DONE WITH THIS CAT

-BRING IT ON, FAT BOY

-I’M NOT FUCKING FAT YOU LITTLE BITCH

Well good news is those two are enemies now, which was a long time coming, and so we have two pairs of enemies in the lot, Nefertiti/Valeria and Hannibal/ Mauregatus, both cat-dog combos! Exciting stuff. How you holding up, Malcolm?

Could be worse! (?)

#pac #ts2