#yeah he has to travel hundreds of miles through a nuclear wasteland to find someone capable and willing to reverse his vasectomy

[adelaidedrubman]

officially coming out as a john vasectomy truther. he snipped them thangs

#he thinks the world is a wretched place innocent lives shouldn’t be made to suffer but he can’t keep it in his pants. #he blackmailed a doctor to snippy snip him at age 22. when he said he needs to Cut Something Up he meant the vans deferns. #‘‘but liz in hl&s you validated the rye pregnancy rumor’’ #yeah he already knew his ass was lying because he (spoiler alert) also only ever got spitroasted with them #‘‘but liz you give him a bio kid’’ #yeah he has to travel hundreds of miles through a nuclear wasteland to find someone capable and willing to reverse his vasectomy #AFTER jestiny stabs the birth control out her arm the second they have the ‘‘let’s try for a pregnancy’’ discussion #then has to find someone to reverse it back when she hates being pregnant and says never again (easier quest)