#yes this is the asgardian ship Dread and her sister Gate Of Helheim

[theofreakingbell]

honestly if asgard 'discovered' jotunheim back in the day and took it over I feel like there would be some doomed arctic expedition level screw ups before they learned how to be competent in the environment. like loosing entire expeditions to arrogance, improper preparations, refusing to ask the locals anything and then accusing them of eating their teams when they loose them. just. utter disaster made by colonial arrogance. racism. general calamity. asgard has mountains but even if they get snow in the winters it seems a big difference between that and a planet made entirely of rock and ice. it is going to take some trial and error

#i recognise this is niche and I don't care #I'm giggling #lbr they'd absolutely name their boats ominous things too #yes this is the asgardian ship Dread and her sister Gate Of Helheim #I would expand on this but I am so tired ugh #blurb thorverse edition #jotunar not even having to do anything the aesir just run out of food and then die from eating frostbeast liver #They also aren't beating the cannibalism allegations