#yesterday when i was feeling nauseous i threatened to hunt down whatever gods exist and vomit on them

[commander-damneron]

I've got no water at home and my GI tract hates me, so I am now a permanent resident of the disabled loo in the students union

#I'm entirely aware this is tmi but i have nothing better to do than overshare since I'm currently stuck in a bathroom that is not mine #can't tell if this is some kind of stomach bug or just eds-related fuckery but either way i hate it #if the post itself was too much this next tag definitely will be so fair warning #yesterday when i was feeling nauseous i threatened to hunt down whatever gods exist and vomit on them #and i now regret that because they found the loophole that i mentioned nothing about diarrhoea #cant argue with that they got me there can't vomit on them if nothings coming up because its all passing straight through my intestines #i feel like this venting is graphic enough that is should come with a tw but idk what #tw bodily fluids #?? i suppose? #sorry folks anatomy degree and hospital trains you out of squeamishness around these things #im an outlier in that im actually still bad with blood and other peoples fluids most people are worse