#you can't just eat random shit for the aesthetic sir esp things you're unfamiliar withhhhhh

[violetsandshrikes]

so i'm rereading animorphs and thinking about all the times visser three is threatening to eat these kids alive (a lot to unpack there so we're just going to throw that entire suitcase away).

anyway, was just thinking, technically if he had managed to get say, rachel in polar bear morph, his ass would probably die. a healthy polar bear liver has enough vitamin a to kill around 50-52 humans. being a blue space deer, he might have a slightly higher tolerance but i seriously doubt it's that high. imagine thinking you've had the last laugh and then you die of vitamin a poisoning that's so embarassing.

#me exhausted and burnt out: this dumbass this fucking fool #you can't just eat random shit for the aesthetic sir esp things you're unfamiliar withhhhhh #ask to tag #for uh i guess v*re mentions??? god. what the fuck was this series #animorphs