#you open up the blender hugs chunks of strawberry that the blade clearly HAS HIT theyve got gashes and shit in them they just are not

[nomaishuttle]

its like actually of the devil when i eas little i used to pick all the strawberries iut of the strawberry banana frozen fruit mixture . and now i do the same but with the bananas and i look back at my.younger self like . why did yiu not take the banana why would you do that

#i still like the strawberry theyre judt like. an entire production to eat a frozen strawberry. rock solid good luck trying to get that shit #to thaw enough to bite it... and the taste is sosososo strong nad its GOOD it tastes good its judt like ok this is just the taste thats #gonna be in my mouth now yk. with a frozen banana? you could put that shit into -500 degree freezer pull it out bite into it and itll be #justt firm enough to be like Omg j am eating a drozen thing. but still i wants to be eaten and it loves you. and it tastes so good and is #beautiful. #like even in a blender. the banana? effortlessly blended beautiful smooth in 10 seconds perfect smoothie so yummy. you put frozen #strawberries in there? brother forget the blades you have to start calling in archers... youll think Ok its been like 30 seconds surely.. #you open up the blender hugs chunks of strawberry that the blade clearly HAS HIT theyve got gashes and shit in them they just are not #blended. and they look like moby dick. and yr like fuckjng om #and god forbid the frozen strawberries arent at least cut in half bc rhen sometimes you get the perfect little strawberry spheres where the #blender blended it inot a sphere andnwell look i wont lie that shit is awesome. i kjnd of love when that happens but also #IM TRYING TO MAKE A SMOOTHIE !!! #sorry i feel like every post i make is something jerry seinfeld would joke abt. airplane food tier rants.