#yuuji's building a rivalry that only exists in his head meanwhile yuuta just wants yuuji to like him so so bad

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adding to my previous post junpei is so so confused he just wanna be friends w the guys who beat up his bullies so bad but turns out every crazy person he meets claim megumi as their boy

Junpei, not normal, trying to be normal for once: fushiguro's kind of cool. do you think he'd be okay with me hanging out with your group when i transfer?

nobara: *snorts loudly*

Junpei: is that a no

Nobara: fushiguro will be fine. you just have to get through the security detail first

junpei: sorry?

Nobara: fushiguro is apparently okkotsu yuuta's boy--

Yuuji, shouting, from the other room: WE HAVE NOT CONCLUSIVELY PROVEN THAT YET

Nobara: get over it itadori

junpei: ... what? sorry, who's okkotsu?

Nobara: we're not really sure yet, we haven't met him

Yuuji, at the exact same time, has been frothing at the mouth since he learned yuuta existed: some impossibly perfect and beautiful bastard who gets everything in life and does not get to take fushiguro from us too

Junpei: what

Nobara, thinks this shit is hilarious: technically fushiguro has been okkotsu's boy since before you even knew him. he'd have first dibs.

Yuuji: kugisaki you cannot just give up on this without a fight. fushiguro is our boy

Nobara, lying: you know i hear fushiguro and okkotsu are on first name basis. so techincally megumi is his boy

Yuuji: kugisaki say psych right now. kugisaki.

Junpei, so confused: sorry, i'm lost. who exactly is okkotsu?

Yuuji, angry, stomping away: he's the perfect man!

Junpei:

Nobara: he's our senpai currently studying abroad in africa. apparently he's kind of a big shot. and if the other second years are telling the truth, then he and fushiguro apparently have a very special relationship

Yuuji: THEY COULD BE LYING

Nobara: some weird shirtless asshole from another school tried messing with fushiguro and the second years told him to find a border and get over it because fushiguro was okkotsu's boy and he would snap him in half if he ever found out about this. and that he would absolutely find out about this because apparently inumaki senpai's a bit of a simp for him. so. honestly could be kind of fun to watch that fight.

Junpei:

Nobara: also apparently fushiguro doesn't know that everyone calls him okkotsu's boy so don't tell him.

Yuuji: NO ONES TELLING HIM BECAUSE THAT PERFECT SON OF A BITCH DOESN'T GET OUR BOY TOO KUGISAKI

Nobara: we are very obviously going to tell him. but consider. we can only tell him ONCE.

#jjk #sea glass gardens #megumi is yuuta's boy starts off this weird Love for Fushiguro Arms Race that yuuji is the sole active participant in #yuuta doesn't even know he's in it but he's still winning #look yuuji wants fushiguro to be His Boy #yuuji legitimately is not and never has been a jealous person but yuuta sets off his cain instinct #how can someone have that perfect of a life HOW #what do you MEAN that fushiguro is HIS BOY yuuji had to die in front of him to get a single second of emotional vulnerability out of him #and now that he's alive again he's back at square one where the only emotion is anger #yuuji saw megumi chatting over the phone with yuuta and he was smiling that guy never smiles how the fuck does okkotsu do it #yuuji's building a rivalry that only exists in his head meanwhile yuuta just wants yuuji to like him so so bad