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“FANTASTIC BREASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM” -Brenna Twohy

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS ON MY DASH BEFORE?

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Just imagine Dramione happened but Hermione was killed because of that, so Draco travels back in time and makes her hate him. And this is why he is acting like that the entire time, because he loves her that much, that he is giving up their love to save her life.

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Draco: Hermione's pregnant.

Theo: Say again.

Draco: Hermione's pregnant.

Theo: You're lying!

Draco: I'm not lying.

Theo: A baby? A motherfucking roly-poly, chubby cheeked shit-machine? Are you kidding me?

Draco: Well, I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.

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Because I’ve been having feels lately here are some bedtime Dramione headcanons

• They both have absolutely ridiculous cases of bed head. Draco claims things could get lost in Hermione’s hair while Hermione says his hair looks like he got electrocuted.

• Draco snores but refuses to believe it because he is a Malfoy and snoring is for uncouth commoners.

• They like to read before going to bed but sometimes get distracted with other… activities.

• They love cuddling.

• Hermione is generally a morning person. Draco wasn’t a morning person until they had kids but he still needs his cup of coffee to properly function.

• Hermione sometimes sleep talks gibberish although a few times she has somehow held full coversations with a very amused Draco.

• Hermione will read the kids bedtime stories from story books while Draco will usually make up stories on the spot.

• Lots of cuddles.

• Hermione hates wearing socks to bed, which is awful for Draco because her feet get really cold and she ends up pressing them against him to warm them up.

• They have a hard time sleeping when there’s a thunderstorm so they’ll huddle under their blankets with chocolate and their favorite books.

• They both have nightmares from the War and if one wakes up and can’t fall back asleep the other will stay up as well.

• Cuddles galore.

• Hermione introduced Draco to the art of pillow fighting and he absolutely loves it.

• Hermione also introduced him to alarms clocks but that he is much less appreciative of.

• The first time Hermione wore one of Draco’s shirts for bed his jaw dropped and he was speechless for a good minute.

• Even more cuddles.

• Hermione can survive with two pillows but Draco needs at least seven. When she asked how he possibly survived at Hogwarts he admitted that the packages he’d receive the first week or so of school would have at least one shrunken pillow.

• Draco taunts Crookshanks for not being allowed to sleep on the bed whereas he, being a man, gets to have Hermione to himself all night long. Hermione ends up having to threaten him with The Couch because honestly the rivalry between her cat and her husband will be the death of her.

• Hermione can be a blanket hog, especially in the winter. Draco usually ends up tugging her on top of him so he can stay warm.

• So. Many. Cuddles.

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insp. (x)

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Draco: (pretending to be Santa) Hohoho~ what do you want for Christmas

Blaise: A unicorn

Draco: Be fucking realistic

Blaise: Ah, then Hermione Granger

Draco: What color do you want your fucking unicorn to be

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Damn right

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I was just looking to kill some time on my study break then I come across a good fic. 😔 welcome to procrastination station! All aboard!!!!! 🚂

‘unexpected’ chapter 22 is up! chapter written by @pansyprknson​!

ron is still in the infirmary after the incident on his birthday, and hermione hasn’t seen draco since she told him what happened. when draco does reappear again, moods are highly strung, and things are becoming tense again. a break in draco’s facade results in a moment shared. and harry drops an announcement that will change everything

pairing: dramione rating: M summary: Hermione was not expecting Harry to outshine her in Potions, and she was certainly not expecting an unlikely friendship with Draco Malfoy to form because of it. Alternate HBP.

ff.net // ao3

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Video: Dog Fostering Kittens Without Mother Cat

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She says, “Yeah, he’s still coming, just a little bit late. He got stuck at the laundromat washing his cape.”

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Happy birthday Draco Lucius Malfoy

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River and the Doctor + the bow tie

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Tenny is waving “hello” to you.  Go on say “hi” back. 

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My wonderful astronomically beautiful double heart stopping Doctor.

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