talesofthealpha

[talesofthealpha]

“It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater.”

kurtis

[talesofthealpha]

Diesel isn’t the only fuel I pump into his engine.

[talesofthealpha]

I prefer quiet confidence to mouthy brashness.

[talesofthealpha]

All my bastards know the value of hard work.

[talesofthealpha]

If the mountain blocks your view, I will move it for you.

[talesofthealpha]

If you don’t stop talking I’m going to remove your head from your shoulders.

[talesofthealpha]

You can make them bigger, but they’re still slaves to my cock.

[talesofthealpha]

I told the faggot he could watch me crush the trains if he paid me $10,000.

[talesofthealpha]

Eat like a man.

[talesofthealpha]

What do you mean I’m intimidating the other dudes?

[talesofthealpha]

I thank whatever gods may be for making me a man.

[talesofthealpha]

Hulk smash!

[talesofthealpha]

Just about ripe for daddy.

[talesofthealpha]

Little dudes should go downtown to see the tallest buildings the city has to offer.

[talesofthealpha]

I can’t take any muscle dude seriously when he’s wearing those pussy ass fuck handles.

[talesofthealpha]

He must have really liked that shirt.

[talesofthealpha]

That was my first thought as well.