have fun with your "messi" title rest of the team ain't worth shit
Ah yes, the rest of my team
Claudio Bravo, 19 goals conceded in the whole season, leader for the Zamora trophy in his first season at a top team
Marc Andre Ter Stegen, 23 years old, Champions League keeper (and in the final!!)
Gerard Pique, re-established as one of the best CBs in the world
Dani Alves, most assists to Lionel Messi
Javier Mascherano, tore his anus in the World Cup and kept playing
Jordi Alba, one box to the other in ELEVEN SECONDS
Sergio Busquets, unsung hero of Barca
Ivan Rakitic, captain of the Sevilla side that won the Europa League
Andres Iniesta, El Ilusionista, who sacrificed his influence and took one for the team by adapting his role to let those in front of him shine
Xavi, 750+ appearances (150 in the CL), La Masia graduate and legend
Luis Suarez, last year’s European Golden Shoe and Premier League top scorer
Neymar, captain of Brazil, 42 international goals at the age of 23, who just broke Eto’o’s record for Barcelona with 37 goals
And the rest of the team, who of course have their own achievements. Definitely “ain’t worth shit”.
457 notes
·
View notes
Horny overall
horny for a meaningful relationship
1M notes
·
View notes
Hate to say it, but Pedro looks absolutely awful today. He’s dispossessed every time he’s on the ball.
4 notes
·
View notes
Messi singing “Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole”
2K notes
·
View notes
love of football does not disappear over time
312 notes
·
View notes
this game is my everything.
2K notes
·
View notes