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whenever you feel like the ugliest girl on earth just wash your hair

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not enough people understand that disability benefits are basically what it would look like if you turned "if you're too sick for school you're too sick for video games" into an official public policy

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as soon as the internet decided depression and anxiety were the everyman mental illnesses and therefore not to be taken seriously we were all fucked tbh bc the fact that i have to feel embarrassed to admit i have debilitating anxiety because people will think im just an uwu dont call me out coward is ridiculous. its insane that i have to clarify that my depressive episodes are like life threatening and not whatever dipshit dumbed down idea of depression people seem to have like oh yeah i just wanna watch netflix and eat ice cream and not text people back. like bro i think im the devil

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scientists will be like "we've learned all these Facts about how brutal and horrible Nature is by studying these animals in captivity." my brothers in christ you've only learned how brutal and horrible prison is

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Get Orpheus

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i always feel completely normal and fine and on the verge of spontaneously combusting

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being alone all the time feels fine until you have a normal conversation with someone then its like ohhhh i was losing my mind ok.

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Anthony Bourdain (sexiest thing you can do on a date)...

“...you learn a lot about someone when you share a meal together. If your date makes the experience uptight and restrictive, well, the sex is going to be horrible too. ...I don't have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when someone denies themselves the pleasure of a bloody hunk of steak or a pungent French cheese because of some outdated nonsense about what's appropriate or attractive. Stop worrying about how your breath's going to smell, whether there's beurre blanc on your face, or whether ordering the braised pork belly will make you look fat. Eating with abandon couldn't be more of a turn-on: it shows that you're comfortable with yourself.

A perfect date is with a person who eats without fear, prejudice, or concerns about his or her appearance. I remember one of my first dates with my wife (Ottavia): She ordered a six-pound lobster. I sat there, enraptured, watching her suck every bit of meat from it—she got a standing ovation from the floor staff. She's the kind of woman who will order filet mignon as an appetizer followed by a T-bone steak. Her fearless, open-minded approach to food is completely alluring. For a dinner date, I eat light all day to save room, then I go all in: I choose this meal and this order, and I choose you, the person across from me, to share it with. There's a beautiful intimacy in a meal like that. It's about exploration and taste. And kissing after dinner. And maybe there's a little wine and curry on your breath... and that's nice.”

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when you see someone having harmless fun and your first impulse is to be rude or make fun of them, that's god speaking directly to you. nourish it and heed it's every command. you are now a walker on the oldest and only true path of man.

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the hardest thing a girl has to do is get out of his warm comfy bed in the morning

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one thing about me is that i will buy a beverage

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no but when death cab for cutie said instincts are misleading you shouldn’t think what you’re feeling i felt that in my entire being