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good and bad

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this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

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This is insane

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Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

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NOT A COQUETTE LANA DEL REY ALBERT EINSTEIN EDIT

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POV: your friend is an ecology major in 1913 and has beef with random animals

Bruh, passenger pigeons are OBJECTIVELY an F tier animal. They’re so dumb and overspecialized, needing to reproduce in huge groups and refusing to do so in tiny populations at the zoo. Should’ve gone extinct 20 years ago but NOOOO we have to try to breed them in captivity because people think they’re cute or whatever. We would lose NOTHING of ecological significance if we lost passenger pigeons

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it's so wild that the best lyric in pop music history ("tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him") and the worst lyric in history ("do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips") are both from the same song ("DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works

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your honor I can’t stop farting in this court !!

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Listen man by not voting for Jill Stein you are handing Trump the presidency, there is zero chance of Biden winning and your democratic purity politics are going to make the orange man win again. Vote green no matter wheen

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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

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Do these guys fantasize about anything besides cuckoldry