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#35 any time rather than any minus degree

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relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

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My therapist: It’s just a silly little comedy it can’t hurt you

The silly little comedy: “who are you talking to?” “My husband”

#nonono #I was going to bed and now I have to cry

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how to stop being depressed how to get rid of depression fast how to not be depressed anymore how to become undepressed how to end depressive episode and/or disorder

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

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I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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can you post an image of a really good/funny/cool cow. just a damn good cow image. thank you

heres a cow jumping over herding dogs! BOING!

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people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

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Obsessed with statistics about people who follow me on IG because I live in Zagreb, so it makes sense that most of my followers are from there but New York being my second most followed city is so interesting to me

Also

Most of my followers being young adults and millennials makes sense

BUT

Girlssssss being people who follow me the most 🥺🤲❤

Also, follow me on IG if you want to see more of my dogs and more of my selfies

Instagram link

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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It's YeBaiWeek! I'm going to post originals made specifically for this week on sunday once the week is over, but before that, allow me to quickly archive this one.

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