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that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

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When you’re trying out new helmets in an RPG but all of them are shit.

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wow i picked the best name possible in stardew valley 

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i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."

Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.

And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."

There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."

there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."

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friendly neighborhood spidey man

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anybody else in the club feeling this one

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when she draw on my pile

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ATTENTION KITTYGIRLS:

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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

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unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

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herons would love middle aged man fishing culture i think

do you understand my vision

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Sabine doodle

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Stinky group of gamerz

It came to me in my fever dreams

tag yoself, I’m Chilskyrim

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Sakura as sensei with Shisui & Obito

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does this dude even know any spells other than cast iron skillet