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<- curse of girlfriend mitosis

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‘DON’T TALK TO THE MEDIA ABOUT DIY HRT’

prints available here

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Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

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i think it’s safe to assume that the theory that the audio glitches whenever somebody lies is basically true at this point, especially after this latest episode. even smth as simple as sam asking for cinnamon swirl when he really wanted pain au chocolat prompts a slight fuzzy noise.

that being said, time to relisten to the previous eps and see what these mfs are hiding :D

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An eye-opening perspective (Source)

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Deadpool & Wolverine | Official Trailer

Posters

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you've probably heard it before, but half-assed is better than no-assed. don't let perfect stand in the way of done. a 0 on your report card is worse than a 50. do it scared. do it wrong. do it ugly, just do it. do not wait for the perfect day to have your little treat. make a day better with the treat. life is for the living. make outsider art

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May I present an easy fix to the recent casting announcement called "Geralt but there is always a horse"

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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i think makeup can be artistic expression i also think sometimes people are lying about it being about artistic expression and would in fact be a lot happier if they had never been told they had to wear it

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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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My job on the commune is to trim each individual piece of grass with very tiny scissors.