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team-phantasm · 29 days
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The boops are gone, so this website sucks again now!! :P
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You have to act like you're getting murdered, by, like, assassins or something!! And there needs to be a trail of fake blood leading into a dark room for Mr. Weird Old Guy to follow when he comes to save you!! And when he enters that room, you flip the lights on and SURPRISE!! You're holding a pink cake with strawberries on it and you make a joke about all the fake blood actually being from the strawberries and food dye!! And then the whole family laughs and you all eat the cake together and bond and stuff!!
Do you think that idea would work?? :D
Hiya, Alex!! It's nice to meet ya!!
(Thistle sent one super boop!)
Anyway, I have an idea but it requires fifteen gallons of (preferably fake) blood!! And you have to be really good at acting like you're in danger!! Can you do that??
Hehehehe. That tickles.
It’s nice to meet you as well. You’re Thistle right?
I am a pretty good actor! I’ve been lying for like my entire life haha. : ) what do you need me to do?
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Eh!! I finished all of my classes early (and passed ;P) so now I'm pretty much mostly done for awhile I think?? Which means I have plenty of free time for shiny hunting and ghost investigations and bothering people on internet!!
Aren't you a little old to still be in your angsty teen phase??
(Thistle has sent 5 evil boops!)
IM NOT ANGSTY, I AM LITERALLY THE ANTICHRIST IM THE SPAWN OF EVIL AND DESTRUCTION ITSELF.
SO MANY PAWS
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So you admit that you are an elder?? You're calling yourself old now??
Aren't you a little old to still be in your angsty teen phase??
(Thistle has sent 5 evil boops!)
IM NOT ANGSTY, I AM LITERALLY THE ANTICHRIST IM THE SPAWN OF EVIL AND DESTRUCTION ITSELF.
SO MANY PAWS
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You sound like the literal embodiment of angst, grandpaw!! :P Hehehe!!
Aren't you a little old to still be in your angsty teen phase??
(Thistle has sent 5 evil boops!)
IM NOT ANGSTY, I AM LITERALLY THE ANTICHRIST IM THE SPAWN OF EVIL AND DESTRUCTION ITSELF.
SO MANY PAWS
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That's not a region, old man!! I've been all over the world, mostly against my will because Arceus is a jerk, and I've never heard of West Virginia!! Is there an East, South, and North Virginia too??
I know of pretty much all of the current sitting Champions, but I've never heard of this Alex guy?? Is he new?? What region did you say this was??
-Thistle
No he’s not new.. he’s the champion… of… West Virginia….
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team-phantasm · 29 days
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//top ten Thistle little hater moments
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Yeah, yeah!! I have mewtwo too!! (His name is Gumdrop!! :P) You aren't special, old man!!
Why are you wasting all your time going against a gym leader instead of this crazy powerful champion?? Who you've (supposedly) beat before??
Also I'm 14, not 12, so shut the fuck up!! :P
-Thistle
SUPPOSEDLY?
I beat him once! He made a stupid move with his Pikachu that he will not evolve and it bothers me on a spiritual level. Anyways. And I beat him.
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Yeah, right!! You don't seem that tough!! I beat I could take you down with just Mr. Jellybean, Grandpa!!
Hehe!! :P
Why are you wasting all your time going against a gym leader instead of this crazy powerful champion?? Who you've (supposedly) beat before??
Also I'm 14, not 12, so shut the fuck up!! :P
-Thistle
SUPPOSEDLY?
I beat him once! He made a stupid move with his Pikachu that he will not evolve and it bothers me on a spiritual level. Anyways. And I beat him.
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Hmmmm.. I don't believe you!! You don't seem smart enough to be the leader, Mr. Weirdo!! Also, if you're always beating Jesus, then?? Hasn't your evil team accomplished it's goal?? Does that mean you've already won??
What in Distortion is a Christ and why are you anti whatever it is??
-Thistle
????
Like- yknow.. Jesus..? Jesus Christ? I’m the opposite of that.
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Mhm.. I see.. Sure.. So, are you an admin?? Or the leader?? Oooh, I bet you're a grunt!! You seem like a grunt!! :D
What in Distortion is a Christ and why are you anti whatever it is??
-Thistle
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Like- yknow.. Jesus..? Jesus Christ? I’m the opposite of that.
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?? You keep saying words that make no sense?? What is Jesus?? Is that some sort of mythical pokémon that I haven't heard of before??
What in Distortion is a Christ and why are you anti whatever it is??
-Thistle
????
Like- yknow.. Jesus..? Jesus Christ? I’m the opposite of that.
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Maybe the real treasure was the boops we made along the way
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*smacks you to death with my paws* *smacks you to death with my paws* *smacks you to death with my paws* *smacks you to death with my paws*
Hehehe. Get evil booped!! :P
-Signed, Totally not Aiki.
AIKI?? YOU TOO?? I AM SURROUNDED BY TRAITORS!!
THAT'S IT!! CURSES ON ALL OF YOU!! (Not really!! LOL!! :P I won't curse y'all!! Hehe!!)
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Hehehe. Get evil booped!! :P
-Signed, Totally not Aiki.
AIKI?? YOU TOO?? I AM SURROUNDED BY TRAITORS!!
THAT'S IT!! CURSES ON ALL OF YOU!! (Not really!! LOL!! :P I won't curse y'all!! Hehe!!)
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team-phantasm · 29 days
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AAAAA!! I'VE BEEN EVIL BOOPED!! I'M UNDER ATTACK!! THERE IS SO MUCH WICKEDNESS AND CRUELTY IN THE WORLD!!
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team-phantasm · 29 days
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//I don't actually know how to send a real evil boop. Everybody points and laughs at the mobile user :( /j
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