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Wow. Just wow. You know you should've just bought yourself one of those dog toys. Like come on, just commit to it at that point. Your ultimate downfall has been caused by your lack of direct thinking. You've faced further shame and needless complications than if you had just gotten yourself a dog toy! I must say, that is impressive, for such shenanigans, my respect, but please, in the future look for a practical solution and think it through. You obviously have very bright lights on upstairs, and I mean that sincerely, but be home for it.

okay in my defence my system worked for almost a year it was just that I didn’t account for it being carbonated this time that caused the issue. But yes you are right. You’re correct. Miserable sigh. You’ve got me there.

#Dogboy coding .

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I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys

#eye contact

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Jay that's enough stop this already

#STOP STOP WERE ALREADY DEAD

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Jay that's enough stop this already

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started with “i keep thinking about the infant from that night”

ended with “and if i gotta drop another infant from a wall / in an instant so we don’t die / then i’ll become the monster”

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#makes sense you would reblog this . #also Kronos .

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Odysseus in No Longer You.

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no because imagine venturing to the literal realm of the dead to ask a dead prophet-oracle about a way to break the curse and go home and FINALLY after almost two decades see your loved ones which includes your mother.

and then in the underworld you find your mother's spirit roaming. Looking for you. Because she died and you had not yet returned but she still waited for you till her final moment and still waits now in death.

because you took too long.

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*through tears* I am the monster *sobs* *hics* rawr rawr *gasp* *sob* rawr *scream of agony*

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dolos

Aphrodite: Buying my partners coffee cause I’m her intern snuck into her place of work and stole shit

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Head in hands I keep thinking of the infant from that night I keep thinking of the infant from that night etc etc etc etc

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‘gave ares a design like that because i love her and wanted to give her a design that was cool/happened to look like how i dress’ LIAR. unintentionally but. WRONG. it started dressing like that in real life after it invented ares as a character because it thought he looked really cool. Faggot. - Thanatos

Get its ass Thanatos . Also I swear there was a theproject. Character also names that . Am I making that up ??

#ah yeah I think that and tenebris were the ones I was thinking of . kinda cause those are the names I always mix up . #(and also cause oddly enough I keep picturing Thanatos as the first drawing of tenebris I saw in pretty sure ? or I’m mixing tenebris up #with the Jesus coded fag )

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‘gave ares a design like that because i love her and wanted to give her a design that was cool/happened to look like how i dress’ LIAR. unintentionally but. WRONG. it started dressing like that in real life after it invented ares as a character because it thought he looked really cool. Faggot. - Thanatos

Get its ass Thanatos . Also I swear there was a theproject. Character also names that . Am I making that up ??

#I might be thinking of the- #oh yeah no I’m for sure thinking of the hades video game (<is actually thinking of lore Olympus but that’s way more cringe to admit)

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im surprised you didn’t compare my fursona to Augustus I was 100% expecting that . 👍

Honestly ? Remind’s me more of ares with the gay ass best and purple tie and peacock symbols