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You can tell he’s under GREAT PRESSURE by the frequency of his blinks

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Ladies if he

Goes around the world

Painting all of the beautiful girls

From spain

To france

And germany

That is not your man, that is Hans Holbein the Younger

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ok so I can understand see how 2 college students decided they wanted to make a musical about henry viii’s wives because they have interesting stories

and from that i can kind of see how they got the whole idea to have them be in a band and stuff because there are 6 of them

but when the FUCK did they decide “you know what this needs? a gigantic german rave where everyone wears bright neon and puts on an accent whilst we talk about fashion that will probably kill you. dont forget the airhorns!”

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i want to live the universe where whenever the queens go on tv to promote the show instead of singing that ex-wives/six mashup they always do they just rock up and sing haus of holbein and no one gives any context whatsoever

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here’s some gifs from my megasix last night because i love to make myself emo

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if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

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beheaded.

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Sorry, not sorry ‘bout what I said! I’m just trying to have some fun. 

Don’t worry, don’t worry! Don’t lose your head! I didn’t mean to hurt anyone.

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everybody knows that we used to be six wives but now we’re… ex-wives.

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But just for you tonight ━

we’re divorced, beheaded… LIVE!!!

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S11 queens as John Mulaney quotes (pt. 1)

Brooke Lynn Hytes

Yvie Oddly

A'keria Chanel Davenport

Silky Nutmeg Ganache

Vanessa Vanjie Mateo

Nina West

Shuga Cain

Plastique Tiara

Ra'jah D O'Hara

Scarlet Envy

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The Fab Five travel through time, space, and genre to help Professor Flitwick get his groove back

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anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

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It was ‘Ms. Frizzle’ and not ‘Mrs. Frizzle’ because it was the 90s and the magic school bus lady couldn’t marry her gf yet