teethburger
Totally Human Normal Person
Joey, some flavor of nonbinary/demigirl, ze/zir or they/them or she/her (i literally do not know), bisexual, autistic, 17. Icon not mine, I got it from picrew. I mostly post about my current hyperfixation, so if you started following me for muppets content…….im sorry. DNI: kink, pedophiles, homophobes, racists, terfs, incest/pedophilia shippers, pro-life, general dni stuff. i know porn bots can’t read, but just know that you will be blocked on sight. I made a sideblog for my art! it’s @trynadraw
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strong bad is one of the characters ever. he's been wanting a creepy middle-aged guy to be his dad since he was a kid. he got so desperate he hit on an ms paint drawing of a brontosaurus. he thinks the concept of a guy with a large bean for a head is scary. he lied about having a girlfriend who fights aliens. he stores random things in his pants. as a kid he misspelled his name as "strong bab." he looks like a bug. he ate 13 pudding pops in one day. he lost a card game and had to dress up as a sailor boy with a lollipop. he wouldn't give the king of town his easy-bake oven back. he got over 400,000 viruses by opening one email. he made his laptop wallpaper his ass with a lens flare on it. he stored a variety of eggs in his couch for no reason. every friday he and his friends work at the office. one time he made gumbo and it made coach z throw up. he says "hee hee" and "yay" on occassion. he likes the daily jumble
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Characters who are yellow coded not as in joy and optimism but, rather, yellow as in the first color the human eye will notice, plastered over hazard signs and school buses. Yellow as in a light so bright it burns. Yellow as in illness and disease, just waiting to infect. Yellow as deception, a cover up for something with teeth and claws and malice. Can anyone hear me
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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.
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(inspired by this one for the sake of full transparency)
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Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!
Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week
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Cults are not just a white people thing. Especially in the US, predatory high control groups actively target disenfranchised people, especially immigrant populations who don't have the best grasp of English, and entered the country with a head full of American exceptionality propaganda.
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˗ ̗̀ mr. perfect mort memeboard .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⚰️
for my casket-peddling cutie patooties
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If you use arab.org like I do please consider taking the extra 30-60 seconds to click on ALL of their causes. Palestine is important but so are the environment, refugees, children, women, and the impoverished across the middle east and it doesn't take away from Palestine to click for multiple causes. The arab world faces a lot of problems and they only get worsened by how western nations have oppressed and attacked them. Clicking is small but it generates something and overtime it does benefit the greater good. It takes all of us clicking as often as possible but we can do it! It's really easy and safe and they have proofs on their site on how they do make an impact and are donating your click money
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