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I gotta piss hard. See you in a sec

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Your merch looks like someone sucked all the nutrients from it

Could you speak up? I couldn't really hear you that well

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The best thing about the mobile app is the way fast reblogs works, please adapt that to the desktop app and website, I want to be able to slingshot posts across my computer screen

There's some way to fast reblog on desktop I'm pretty sure go search it up. I know you can press J to skip a post

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what would happen if real tumblr hired you

I'd wake up from the dream/nightmare

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Forgot Post+ existed. Going forward all my posts will be behind a paywall of at least $200

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i wish the moon was made of cheese

It is?? There was literally a movie about it, it's called A Grand Day Out.

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So fucking weird to see nsfw stuff on tumblr again, I'm getting jump scared

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I think he’s manifesting

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