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no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it
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One time in class we were talking about abortion and most of the girls talking were pro-choice and it was a generally calm discussion then one of the pro-life boys used the phrase
“if a girl is stupid enough to get herself pregnant in the first place-“
…he didn’t get to finish the sentence
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In 7th grade I learned the word orgasm and I refused to speak in science class again because I was afraid I would say orgasm instead of organism
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to avoid grinding, always leave some room for Jesus
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tweet of the century
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the red shirt dean was wearing at the beginning of the episode is just like the one jensen wore at sfcon?????
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boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:
you have to kill the spider
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when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like
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