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if there’s no one to blame

tw! 18+, contains nsfw & mild dark content

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kuroo tetsurō x fem!reader // put it on me - matt maeson // tw: smut, pseudocest, breeding, cunnilingus, mild/soft dirty talk, dom/sub dynamic, size kink kinda?? // art cred: @/soojaeng_ on twitter !

synopsis: you’re his stepsister & his best friend, & also unnecessarily pretty. & he’s pretty sure he’s in love with you.

aaahh to the anon who requested this holy shit tysm i loved ur idea akjdsjjd also I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG LOL BUT UH YEAH HERE IT IS I HOPE YOU ENJOYYY 

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you and tetsurō have always been close, ever since your parents first got together a few years back—it’s a little weird, though, he’d mentioned after the wedding, to have another sister i didn’t grow up with.

he’d do practically anything for you, though—he’s known that since life shifted ever so slightly, so that you were coming home to the same house after school, having dinner together because no one else was home yet, sleeping in bedrooms across the hall from one another. he can hardly remember a life before he had you by his side constantly, more of a best friend than a sister, weathering every storm together and leading him to the realization that he’d never be able to make it out of another without you next to him.

maybe that’s why when he finally saved up enough internship money to rent out his own place his third year of university, he asked if you wanted to come with.

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Terushima is the kind of dude to be like “is there a word for being horny for food??”

And his team has to tell him the word hes looking for is hungry

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In solitude, I felt the liberty you spoke of… But I also felt your absence. Portrait of a Lady on Fire / Portrait de la jeune fille en feu (2019) dir. Céline Sciamma

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#og himbo

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(rewrites history so that Jesus was a catboy and they had to do the crucifixion nine times)

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thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips

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Me: *rolls up to a merchant in ancient Athens on Heelys and sipping a Starbucks*

Me: Yo where’s your horribly dense wine I’ve got coin

Merchant: What on earth are you wearing

Me: It’s called pants.

Merchant: I hate that.

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happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

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ARE YOU A FREELOADER?

well

pay your fucking rent

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are you throwing

salt ?????????

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if i had

a mole of

AirPods™️,

i’d have enough money to buy the

~~~~~~wires~~~~~~

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why do i need so many

moth balls

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CHARLES!!

why are you eating

eraser shavings

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Hola Lux~! Could you help me with my hair? :)

[ Moments Later … ]

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Canada: Dude chill, patience is a virtue.

Romano: WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE? WHY CAN’T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?