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"my daughter turned out fine" your son wants to be collared and leashed and to be someone's pet

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🗡You're beautiful🐉

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Barbie trend BkDk 🧡💚

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Twice: I have no relevant skills

Dabi: I am unpleasant to work with

Toga: I like to cause problems

Kurogiri: Hired, all of you

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Dabi: Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

Kurogiri: That's not how it works

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All for One: What exactly are you doing?

Kurogiri, hiring the League: Building a family

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Shoji, texting: You know, I feel very calm right now

Tokoyami: Oh good its working

Shoji: Whats working

Tokoyami: I took your voodoo doll with me on my picnic

Shoji:

Shoji: Thank you?

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Kaminari: I shouldn't get stressed out it's not good for the baby

Shoji: What baby?

Kaminari, crying a bit: Me

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Kaminari: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it

Kaminari: And I started thinking

Kaminari: Like it was just trying to get food

Kaminari: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Shoji: Are you ok?

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thank you. ill be off now

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Mina: Wanna hear a chemistry joke?

Momo:

Mina: Is that a no...?

Momo: Oh sorry did you want a reaction

Mina: Damn you

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Kaminari: I either die being assassinated or being a dumbass. That's the only 2 ways I'll go or I refuse to die

Momo: What about dying of old age and surrounded by the people you love?

Kaminari: Nah, I want my death to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved

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Kaminari, staring at himself in the mirror: Lists work. If your brain tells you that you dont need a list, that you will remember everything you should be writing down, that is the devil talking. Do not under any circumstances listen to a word he is saying because your brain is a smooth little pebble skipping over the ocean of your consciousness and is not to be trusted. [Later, in class] Momo: Shouldn't you be taking notes Kaminari? Kaminari, playing with a pen: Nah I can remember that

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Kaminari: When's the last time you slept?

Shinsou: Uh... a few days ago I think

Kaminari: A few- how many?!

Shinsou: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Kaminari: What you need is sleep!

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Kaminari: Why are you late?

Shinsou: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness

Kaminari: You overslept?

Shinsou: I overslept

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Shinsou: Hey Kaminari I need a favor

Kaminari: Sure what is it?

Shinsou: Can you come to therapy with me? My therapist thinks I'm making you up

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Adventure Time Au

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This is a BNHA wip! It is, as the title says, an Adventure Time AU 🗡️✨

Uraraka is Finn, Asui is her frog hybrid childhood best friend, SHOTO is their android roommate, and Toga is Flame Princess :3

Midoriya is Prince Wintergreen whose father is the King of the Underworld and won't leave him alone about succeeding him, Tomura is the last vampire and also vampire hunter, with Kurogiri being the original person before taking on the ice crown and becoming goofy, mind-addled Shirakumo :') Yoichi is the Cosmic Owl ✨

And of course DABI is the equivalent of AMO :3

I haven't decided whether or not I wanted this to be an art wip or a fic wip, so it's currently just a fuckton of worldbuilding on a word doc :'D