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If you’re following this stupid ass blog expecting more fan content you’re gonna be waiting a hell of a long time. But since I have a captive audience

FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE

من النهر إلى البحر، ستكون فلسطين حرة

Your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

And don't forget to click for the other causes if you have time as well!

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No I have not forgotten about his pissbaby rant video

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God this irrelevant bitch just keeps supplying his own losses, huh?

Greg Ellis is an MRA who sent revenge porn of his wife to coworkers and is permanently barred from seeing his children

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Sylvan found dead in Orlais, replaced by twelve better designed and written characters.

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The inquisitor confronts Solas 

- Dragon Age Inquisition

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Greg Ellis I’m going to shit in your yard and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

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Look Greg I get it I was marginally popular amongst teenagers for like two years too but I also fuck constantly and take my meds instead of roleplaying as my rantsona

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This is what no pussy does to a mf

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Unlike Greg my cock is huge and I’m on so many poppers

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I think if you play a tiny number of forgettable and barely relevant characters in movies, get an uncredited role in an old ass musical and play the least interesting character in a video game of white bread, you shouldn’t speak babes ❤️

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My name is Sylvan... Sylvan Lavellan. I am a popular fictional character from the blog ‘Texts from Dragon Age’.

Recently a small vocal mob of social justice warriors attempted to have me, and my creator Dante Cain, tossed into the cancel culture wastelands.

This is because I believe that cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick... That’s when I’m satisfied.

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Y’all keep following and I want you to know that this blog is super dead

Sylvan contracted dysentery and died in a Miami strip club

If you’re following for new content it’s not gonna come, I’ve moved on and now I’m just sexy on my main

K bye

My inquisitor or w/e

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Come help me decide what game to play and maybe hear some jokes. #instagay #gaymer #quarantineandchill https://www.instagram.com/p/CAqqusPn3Fr/?igshid=uj3a47iwo9l4

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Damn Dante back at it again with the pride designs

Because I need the money

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Support a struggling but incredibly sexy artist by buying my new mask design 

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Streaming again thots #gaymer #instagay https://www.instagram.com/p/B-fcTAXHRbN/?igshid=b1qfjcc1emvl

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Streaming again thots #gaymer #instagay https://www.instagram.com/p/B-fcTAXHRbN/?igshid=b1qfjcc1emvl

#im playing fallout while it installs