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USA fully legalizes recreational use of marijuana and three days afterward jerma starts a stream of him sparking a blunt and hotboxing his room leaning back in his chair and putting an MF DOOM album on repeat playing it through his phone on a shitty ass tinny speaker

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Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’

Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:

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I like to imagine my courier sitting on Benny's face and screaming "How about you ring-a-ding THIS!" right before she squeezes his head between her thighs and it pops like a cherry tomato

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Anti-Wehrarboo memes please? (Natalie sent me)

I’m super late getting to this but here ya go

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RE3 Rememe

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eminem’s got about lyrics about how the secret service interviewed him, so a journalist FOIA’d info about eminem from the secret service to fact check his rap

it turns out the secret service investigated eminem because of lyrics threatening trump and ivanka

and they really did interview him

and when one of the secret service agents started reading the threatening lyrics out loud eminem started rapping along 

and they noted that

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What the fuck is this game

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Вот ёлку в этом году купили! Мало того, что сама упала, так ещё и кота уронила!

Вот ёлку в этом году купили! Мало того, что сама упала, так ещё и кота уронила!

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SHE BACK

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this is how getting anon messages on tumblr feels like

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(30/32) “The city has changed so much. New York used to be a lot better. Maybe it was better cause I was younger. Or maybe it was better cause it was better. But it used to be better. I never really cried about it or anything. Every time the city changed, I just changed right along with it. But at some point things started changing too fast. Or maybe I got slower. I fell so far behind it was kind of like: ‘What’s the point?’ There’s no place to go anymore. The adult theaters are gone. The clubs are gone. Times Square doesn’t even exist anymore. I mean, it’s still there, but somebody figured out they could make a lot more money if they turned it into Disneyland, so that’s exactly what they did. Now it’s just billboards, and flashing lights, and some guy dressed up like the cookie monster. There isn’t anywhere to go. There’s nowhere to go that people can get to know each other. Or if there is a place to go, you need a corporate credit card just to afford a drink. And not everybody has it like that. What about the regular people? They used to have choices too. Maybe they were bad choices, but at least they were choices. For people looking to have a good time. And to forget about things. And to be less lonely for a second. Sure, New York is more family friendly now, but not everyone has a family.” The Tanqueray Trust: https://bit.ly/2ZUjifW

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banna 🍌

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