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i feel like the elder scrolls is probably the worst fictional world to get transported to. like no matter what you do you will eventually get tormented by hermaeus mora because he will sense that you know something that he doesnt and then hes going to get really mad that you cant fully recite the wikipedia page on the japanese raccoon dog.

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Saturday night at Bhaal temple, with an off-duty soon to be Archduke.

Somehow, Durge really did make his Father proud, by throwing the dopest party the Gate had ever known, at his crib, in his name! "Pave my path with asses, build my castle with boozes", eh?

And the other six nights were like:

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Bear lamp, jellycat sandwich plushie, phone, earbuds and occasionally my switch.

i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

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at this point its pretty much a crime for skyrim to still be 60 dollars

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MY BOYS

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What if they're a nerd that's into bondage op.

#half of all dnd players are horny. at least a quarter of them must also be into bondage

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This was actually so fun and silly. Come join me @cheeseandstrawberrytartlover , @drowsy-fantasy !!!!

Cosmos Persona quiz ✨️

I was tagged by @timesthatneverwere - thank you so much! ❤️🥰 this quiz made me smile

Everything here is 110% accurate. Idk how they got this picture of me too. Kinda crazy.

totes optional tags: @djmorn @cambion-companion @loveless-nameless-graceless-two @he-is-so-fucking-cute @autistic-gay-men-kissing @ literally anyone and everyone else, I need to go back to work and shouldn't even be doing this right now so I need to stop lol BYE

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The last boop is for darling boy Tiny Niss. Can you deliver it for me? <3

he liked the boop <3

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PORTER GAGE?? IN MY BG3 FANDOM???

I’ve crafted something immensely stupid this day but also I’m kind of cooking. Anyways hi fallout fans hi bg3 fans

#highkey this ship would be so funny #they can make eachother worse

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tiny Kar’niss discovers moths love lamp

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another stroll (they met a cute cat this time)

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Please go watch Sex Explained on Netflix. Not only is it a great resource for the basic sex education that is sorely lacking in the U.S., but some of ya’ll need to take a deep breath and remember the difference between fantasy vs reality. This purity culture thing that we’re going through right now is directly harmful to responsible, healthy sexual expression. BTW this woman, Lisa Diamond, is a noted psychologist and has been pushing for greater understanding of womens sexuality as a whole.

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The answer is however many show up outside the window he tosses food scraps of. I'm sure Astarion comes up with beautiful names for each of them but they're just called "cat" 85% of the time.

Bed time would be a real unbalanced situation during winter.

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Orc-like tusks would give me gender euphoria tbh

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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

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Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table

#this is a casual conversation with Durge

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Critter Sticker Album – Wondrous item, very rare

The most cunning fanciers of whimsical objects quickly learned that this somewhat plain-looking booklet potentially holds much more than what meets the eye…

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