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the sleeeperrrrr
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this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable聽
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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.
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oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences
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there should be a bus you can fuck. called fuckbus. or subkcuf backwards if youre from the mirror dimension
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 馃stupid little breads in the case
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you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
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BREAKING: the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox have been put in a "Freaky Friday type of situation" until they can learn to appreciate each other's perspectives.
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