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I cant rn….

NEW YORK

BABY….

BOOOOOOOOOI.

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when u know u have alot of great potential in you but are still too stubborn and lazy to do anything about it

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Frank Ocean, Blonde (2016)

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Sometimes Quincey has to turn the key a few times before his meow engine will start. (Sound up.) 😹

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Why does this cat look so evil

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“I was working as a prep cook at a BBQ joint in Harlem.  I got off work early one day, and I discovered my wife with another man.  That was the beginning of all this.  I’d been with her for twenty-one years.  I was devastated.  I got right back on the bus and headed back to the city.  I went straight to the bars on 42nd Street. I got wasted every day.  I lost my wallet, my phone, my contacts.  I didn’t want to do nothing.  I just said ‘F it.’  I’ve been out on the streets for eight months.  When it’s time to rest, I find a place to sleep.  But I spend most of my time here on this block.  These are the best people on this block.  I’ve never experienced so many good people in my life.  Some of them help me out every single day.  They say: ‘What are you doing out here?  We’ve never met anyone like you.’  Lily and her daughter brought the whole family to meet me on Thanksgiving.  I felt like a celebrity.  Then there’s Cheryl with the glasses who just walked by a couple minutes ago.  Love her.  John and his wife, love them too.  David and Michael are the best.  And what’s up to my man Sean from the beauty parlor.  Shout out to T and Marianne.  So many good friends on this block.  But they aren’t going to see me much longer because I found a program that’s going to give me a place to stay, and a job cleaning the streets.  I’m done with this life.  I don’t belong here.  And I know my grandkids miss Grandpa.  So if you don’t see me here soon, you can say: ‘He’s done it!  He’s gone!’  But I’m going to shock everybody.  Cause I’m coming back with Christmas cards.”

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Relationship goals:

We both feel lucky to have each other

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Someone: why are you leaving tumblr when you don’t even post nsfw content?

Me:

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Very accurate

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Big Boi’s “The Way You Move” Tiny Desk is too playa

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did y’all hear about the deli owner that got robbed

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Functional Demon Helmet

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Everyone being entitled to an opinion ≠ every opinion matters

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im losing my fucking mind over this video