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A spinner shark shows off its signature feeding strategy
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So I was talking to a boy today and called him “dude” and he goes, “Hey, I’m not your dude. I want to go by bro.” And the very first thing that popped into my head was ‘wow, he has preferred bronouns’.
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if usain bolt played a concert Bb on a trumpet while running past you at his 100m wr pace, you would hear the note almost exactly a quarter step sharp when approaching you and almost exactly a quarter step flat as he runs away
this is what I do with my master’s degree
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me: *is on vacation*
me: auditions are in a week
family member: no, you should relax :) :) :)
me: auditions. are in. a week. I am cripplingly un.pre.pared
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All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?
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bagels are just acoustic donuts
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US Government: *invests millions of dollars and time and research into countless programs desperately trying to get kids more active*
Pokemon Go:
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