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trash!!!!

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Gnomeo and Juliet AU where they’re humans living in 14th century Italy

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the world's first ethical gaslighter has told you all your failures in life were actually false memories

#no this is the debrief after going out #no it wasnt that bad really no one was looking at u #no u werent screaming at that guy nooo it was just loud in there it was so normal and chill!!

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bro we have to shotgun the weed. its not gay its just financially smart to do it. we get twice the value out of weed. come on just kiss me

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overstimulated and anxious at the zoo until I looked up and saw an angel dancing in a beam of light

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"im gonna treat myself" says me, who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything

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"im gonna treat myself" says me, who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything

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Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

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taking a gap year to play with my pussy

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I need to [remembers I shouldn't make suicide jokes] join a whaling crew

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Source: It is known among the wise

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if youve got multiple jobs pick whatever you want idc but im more interested in the longer usual one

#45 to an hour #same as my highschool/middle school commute #diff direction tho lol

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Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me

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deadbeat tumblr mutual

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has anybody else noticed music