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#queueue

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When your country is trending and your first reaction is what the fuck did you do

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people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

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men are simply only attractive if they’re not human, didn’t grow up in human society, and are reptile analogues. i don’t make the rules it’s how it is

#i hate that this is true

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Doctor Chakwas: *checking on Shepard after they fainted*

Doctor Chakwas: Have you been under any increased stress lately?

Shepard: *laughs hysterically*

#queueue #mass effect 3

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I wish to live in Edoras

#wild rambles #rewatching lotr....... god

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#only on like independence day and may 3rd

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google how to ask a good friend to hang out without embarrassment. google how to send text to friend without sounding like an insane weirdo whos never talked to another human being before. google how to text like a normal person. wikihow to talk to anyone

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Ok wait let her speak

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Replaying the citadel DLC and in the last fight against the clone Garrus says "The real Shepard would have blown my head off by now" like we all love to talk about Garrus in awe of his danger girlfriend but it's just true. Man* saw a murderous clone of his wife and went "YOU'RE NOT AS DEADLY AS MY REAL GIRLFRIEND IF SHE TRIED TO KILL ME I WOULD BE DEAD". Amazing. I love him so much.

#he's so real #he loves her so much it's fucking insane #not that i blame him

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garrus&hannah mother-son relationship confirmed

#wip tag #aufuhhghghhghhhh #therapy fic #i will give him parent figures. just fucking watch me.

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Who would be the best new main character? (Round 1)

Note: I recommend reading this blog's pinned post that explains what this tournament is about before voting

PROPAGANDA:

Garrus Vakarian- None submitted

Sakamoto Tatsuma- he’s a gintama side character based off sakamoto ryoma. he fought in the war with the main character 10 years before the story starts, but then decided to go to SPACE and hang out and do SPACE STUFF and on the way picks up a second-in-command mutsu (who would also make a great protag but this should be a joint ticket if possible since they’re together) -she’s actually one of my favorite gintama characters and a badass space pirate princess w a fascinating backstory! they get like 0 screentime during gintama, same w many other characters who just live in space, but sakamoto & his group the kaientai (taken from history— +, none of them have characters but they have personality & a known group backstory, they could all be characters in this!) are generally implied to be freely interacting with them, including the main villain who also fought in the war and who also doesn’t get screentime! so if they were protags we could get way more space stuff out of gintama as well as all the ignored characters as well as sakamotos “smart person pretending to be an idiot who actually is an idiot” swag next to mutsu’s “deadpan will kill u” swag as protagonist and deuterantagonist of a fun sci fi series!!

#Garrus doesn't need propaganda he's already main character material

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WIP(?)

There was this "draw your OTP in this pose" thing going around a while back but now it's been a while and I've come to accept I'm probably never going to do anything with this sketch

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#me: im scared of going to the dentist #dentist: *cocks gun* aight lets get this over with quickly

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Neurotypical Person: "Just talk to people. Stop being afraid of rejection. The only way you'll fail is if you don't even try. Have some confidence."

Autistic Person: (asks whatever questions they can think of from a prepared list and the conversation ends up being awkward and forced)

Autistic Person: (infodumps about their special interest and gets labeled as annoying)

Autistic Person: (comments on something they observe and gets labeled as judgmental)

Autistic Person: (approaches random people in random places, not realizing that there are some places where people don't expect to be approached, and gets threatened)

Autistic Person: (talks to someone, misses a subtle cue that they want to be left alone, and gets labeled as disrespectful of boundaries)

Autistic Person: (tries to join someone's conversation and gets labeled as an eavesdropper)

Autistic Person: (teases someone as a joke because they've seen that that's how a lot of people interact with each other, not realizing that they don't have enough of a connection with this person to do that, and gets labeled as mean)

Autistic Person: (tries to talk to someone who's already talking to someone else and gets labeled as rude for interrupting, and waiting until they're alone to avoid interrupting isn't an option because that rarely ever happens)

Autistic Person: (approaches someone or faces in their general direction while trying to think of what to say to them, and gets labeled as a creep for hovering or staring)

Autistic Person: (talks to someone too often and gets labeled as clingy)

Autistic Person: (talks to someone, by some miracle it works and this person actually enjoys the conversation, but now they have to do it again and again and again, and they eventually run out of things to talk about or do something wrong)

Autistic Person: "I don't get it. I talked to people. I did exactly what I was told to do. And I didn't say anything sexual, anything gross, anything about death, or anything else that would be considered 'obvious'. But it didn't work. It can't be because I did something wrong, because I followed the advice exactly and so many people insisted that that's all I have to do. There must be something wrong with me. Maybe I'm just unattractive."

#😐

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I know I’m really late to this fandom, but Mordin singing Gilbert and Sullivan in Mass Effect 2 is one of the best things in any video game ever.

#queueue

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when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences