Commission for Kiley for their husband of their three cats.
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This just feels gay idk
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This reblog is going to become a prophecy
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Y'know. Can't remember the last time I saw a dickbutt.
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When I start drinking my clit does all my thinking
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Sometimes therapy is not enough. Sometimes you have to go through your ship tag on tumblr.
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being a hater is a private affair. haterism for clout is embarassing, get a journal, gel pens even
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tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate
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When your choice is the least voted option in the poll...
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good news guys the federal no fly list just got cracked by an otherkin on twitter
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ND culture is still using children's toothpaste bc anything too minty makes you feel like you're about to pass out and is one of your biggest sensory icks
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The thing is you read too much 19th century Brit Lit and that's literally just how you start to talk. Was speaking with a friend about another friend and I said "he's very agreeable, but he lacks discernment" like that was in any way a normal way to phrase that sentiment.
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are you goff?
Most definitely 🖤🥀
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everything is about reaching the ending except for the ending which is about wanting to go back to the start
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ambient
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